Ok. So I was in India following up on an Indian outsourcing company. I had a free afternoon so I rushed to the Taj Mahal (yeah, that's how much of a tourist I am). And there, to my great surprise was a little man being snapped by a huge crowd of bystanders. As I approached, feeling the man was quite ill at ease, I realized it was no other than... Tom (Cruise). LOL! I asked him if I too could snap a photo of him and here it is. I am 1,98 meter. So when Tommy stood up, I nearly felt embarrassed. Far from being short, the man is a true midget (my apologies to all the midgets out there). He was hovering around my crotch level which can only imply he is around 1,20 meter. The silver lining in all this is: if you are midget, you can still be a Hollywood movie star (and not have to play an Ewok in a Georges Lucas flick). But it is suggested you remain, as Tom did for as long as possible, sitting down...
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